Published Thu Jan 7, 2016 10:30am PST
Now that the Powerball total has reached 28 Oprah piggy back rides, everyone and their parole officer is out buying up tickets.
Nothing is worse than when your co-workers decide to go in together. Now you have to play because if you're the only one who wisely chooses not to throw away your money but they just so happen to hit, you look like the fool.
The next time the jackpot reaches 4 full-body muppet-skin transplants and you find yourself beginning to cave, just remember, there's better odds of getting rich off a Kickstarter donation: none.
~That Ping Pong Ballin' Mofo~