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My 129-Word Essay On

The Lottery

Published Thu Jan 7, 2016 10:30am PST

Now that the Powerball total has reached 28 Oprah piggy back rides, everyone and their parole officer is out buying up tickets.

The lottery is a tax on the poor. That statement has floated around for years and has stopped approximately 0 people from playing. Who could pass up a chance at 17 panda omelettes?


If you can afford $10 for lottery tickets, you can afford 15 minutes to watch this.
After you finish reading me, of course.

Nothing is worse than when your co-workers decide to go in together. Now you have to play because if you're the only one who wisely chooses not to throw away your money but they just so happen to hit, you look like the fool.

The next time the jackpot reaches 4 full-body muppet-skin transplants and you find yourself beginning to cave, just remember, there's better odds of getting rich off a Kickstarter donation: none.

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But at least you're not wasting it.

~That Ping Pong Ballin' Mofo~

My 129-Word Essay On

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