That Bearded Mofo

"The Next POTUS"

Episode 1

Published Mon Sep 5, 2016 6:00am PST

A good candidate knows how to trust his team. This is not a good candidate.

Episode 2

Published Mon Sep 5, 2016 6:00am PST

Any campaign can come up with a catchy slogan. I think the next POTUS just came up with an amazing mascot.

Episode 3

Published Thu Sep 8, 2016 6:00am PST

There's no fighting in the war room!

Episode 4

Published Mon Sep 12, 2016 6:00am PST

It's time for town hall practice. Get comfy. It's gonna be a long one.

Episode 5

Published Thu Sep 15, 2016 6:00am PST

When posed with the tough questions, the next POTUS responds with the tough answers.

Episode 6

Published Mon Sep 19, 2016 6:00am PST

It's time to stay positive by going negative.

Episode 7

Published Thu Sep 22, 2016 6:00am PST

Trust is no longer an issue. And that's an issue.

Episode 8

Published Mon Sep 26, 2016 6:00am PST

The next POTUS has a health care plan that may not be so healthy.

Episode 9

Published Thu Sep 29, 2016 6:00am PST

Keep your guns. He's got drones.

Episode 10

Published Mon Oct 3, 2016 6:00am PST

The Next POTUS makes his last push to appeal to voters. But first he has to win over his staff.

SUPERCUT

Published Thu Oct 6, 2016 6:00am PST

See all 10 episodes together in one feature-length chunk. And by feature-length, I mean short. It's a 10-minute short movie.

"20 Questions"

Episode 1

Published Mon Jun 6, 2016 11:30am PST

It's laundry day... and they just messed with the wrong man.

Episode 2

Published Mon Jun 6, 2016 11:30am PST

How far are you willing to go to save the one you love? To the moon? The ends of the earth? The front porch? For one man, the living room is the limit.

Episode 3

Published Thu Jun 9, 2016 8:30am PST

Liam Neeson, eat your heart out.

Episode 4

Published Mon Jun 13, 2016 8:00am PST

Questions are running out. Patience is running out. Words are running out. Letters are runni

Episode 5

Published Thu Jun 16, 2016 6:00am PST

For one man, things are about. To. Get. Really. Really. Real.

For. Real.

Episode 6

Published Mon Jun 20, 2016 6:00am PST

Someone's phone bill is gonna be ridiculous!

Episode 7

Published Thu Jun 23, 2016 6:00am PST

The time to fight has come. And gone. But it's back again, so it's all good.

Episode 8

Published Mon Jun 27, 2016 6:00am PST

It's not business. It's just personal.

Episode 9

Published Thu Jun 30, 2016 6:00am PST

It's a game of cat and mouse as one man tries to turn the tables and the predator becomes the prey when the shoe is on the other foot.

Episode 10

Published Mon Jul 4, 2016 6:00am PST

It all comes down to the final question. Can he save the day? Also, did he leave the iron on?

SUPERCUT

Published Thu Jul 7, 2016 6:00am PST

See all 10 episodes together in one feature-length chunk. And by feature-length, I mean short. It's a 7-minute short movie.

You Gotta

Published Wed Aug 2, 2017 7:00am PST

The best advice is good advice.

A passenger gets unsolicited wisdom from his shared ride driver.

Dumbo Columbo

Published Wed Aug 31, 2016 6:00am PST

Sometimes the detective is the mystery.

When a detective comes knocking, Eddie soon regrets answering.

Brothers

Published Wed Jul 13, 2016 6:00am PST

When happy-go-lucky Robert tries to cheer up his moody identical brother Charlie, an existential argument ensues.

99 Columns (Plus 1)

Published Tue Oct 13, 2015 7:50pm PST

This video was created in celebration of That Bearded Mofo's 100th fantasy football-related article. You can find that article titled "Keepin' It 100" here or under the Fake Football tab. I'm telling you, you're missing out on some good stuff in the sports section. Just sayin'.

Blame It On Your Draft

Published Wed Nov 26, 2014 1:30am PST

For the first time ever, the annual season end song I produce for my fantasy football league is a full on music video. Check out the audio only raps from 2011, 2012, and 2013 at those links or through their rap up articles under the Fake Football tab.