That Bearded Mofo

You Can't Spell Politics Without You

That Bearded Mofo is about more than just football. It's about policy and law and making the world better for America.


Ways and Meanings

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Okay, so that statement says more about my ignorance than my intelligence. But we all could benefit from a little more understanding. That's why I've put together the following little study guide to improve your political vocabulary. Here are 10 definitions of political terminology.

For those of you familiar with my football season reports, you may recognize this as a blatant ripoff. For those of you who haven't checked out any of the football stuff, this is a 100% totally original idea I just came up with. ...Read More


I've Got Connections

image shaved offI thought I would introduce you to a favorite game of mine. Those of you who have skimmed my fantasy football articles may be familiar with the game of association. But for those of you who haven't--And why haven't you? It's only 50% about sports. The other 50% is pop culture and everybody likes pop culture. Why don't you like pop culture?--ahem...


But for those of you who haven't, here's how it's played. It's like "connect the dots" meets "six degrees of separation" ...Read More


Net Neutrality

My 129-Word Essay OnI hate net neutrality.

Or I love it.

Wait... Let me read this to figure out what the hell I'm talking about.

I see now.

It's over.

Damn. ...Read More