Critics Are Saying
Published Thu Oct 4, 2012 6:00pm PST
The first 2012 Presidential Debate is in the books and the reviews are in. Let's see what everyone is saying.
"Expertly moderated."
— Milton Waddams, Office Space 
"We give Romney two trillion dollars stars up."
— U.S. military budget
"Obama should change his name to Matt, the way he lied down for Romney."
— Chris Matthews, MSNBC 
"Ruck Fomney."
— Big Bird, Sesame Street
"What's really going on behind those podiums?"
— PeculiarlyParanoidPervert.com
"Good for Romney for calling out Obama for repeating his version of Romney over and over again as if it's the truth."
— Pot, Kettle, and Exploding Head Weekly
"What the heck am I?"
— Simpson-Bowles
"It seems like Hollywood churns one of these out every four years. Where's the originality?"
— Codger Rebert, Chicago Fun-Times
"Romney's details are A+."
— Some Guy at a place that time
"An absolutely terrible anniversary gift."
— Kay Jewelers
"An absolutely terrible anniversary gift. Obama should've went to Jared."
— Jared, the Galleria of Jewelry
"Back off, Jared. Every kick your ass begins with Kay!"
— Kay Jewelers
"Romney says Spain and the U.S. spend 42% of their economy on government, but Romney should steer clear of saying forty-something percent about anything."
— 47% of Americans
"Obama was so wimpy that he's going to gladly pay Romney Tuesday for a hamburger today."
— Chris Matthews, MSNBC 
"Not enough chairs."
— Clint Eastwood
"Romney wins, Obama devil."
— FOX News
"I laughed. I cried. But I was watching Futurama."
— Low Information Voter
"Romney likes coal. Coal thinks Romney's just okay."
— Fifth Grade Note Passers Digest
"Obama shaved off his Hitler mustache because he went into hiding after 9/11. Keep government out of my Medicare."
— Mason Jones, Tea Partier and true American
"China doesn't cheat. And Romney will pay for his insolence."
— Hu Jintao, President of China/Creditor of United States
"I can't afford to retire."
— 10-year-old textbook
"Why didn't Obama mention me?"
— Random Person from the Black community
"Obama, look at me. Look at me... What the f*ck, man?"
— Chris Matthews, MSNBC 