And Now... The Joker Beast
I vote Week 2 doesn't count. Who's with me? Anybody?
Yes?
Double yes?
Ah, forget it.
Moving on to the first installment of a new fun segment from yours truly. Jay Leno has his headlines. The Fantasy Psychic has...well, the psychic stuff. I present HEADLINES FROM THE FUTURE. I predict the following headlines to appear on newspapers throughout the country on Monday morning. (This should be particularly interesting to you, Light It Up.)
♠ Boldin Is Golden
♦ Jennings' Big Winnings
♠ Bowe Rakes In The Dough
♦ Schaub Does The Job
♠ Bush Runs All Up In The Goosh
♦ Cadillac Drives A Hundred Yards And Back
♠ Beanie Is A Genie
♦ Gates' Traits Seals L.I.U.'s Fate
♠ Packers Break 'Em Like Crackers
♣ Chris Johnson Goes Down, Son!
♦ Moss Crucified On Cross
♣ McNabb Grabs A Cab
♦ Touchdown Hatin Slaton
♣ Benson Plays For Cincin, No Wins Then
♦ Gonzalez Hits A Wallz
♣ Harvin Left Starvin'
♦ Giants Are Non-compliant
and
♣ Who The Hell Is Mark Sanchez?
Check your local papers.
~J-Beast out!~
| Light It Up (Anton Maclin) says, |
| Sep 24, 2009 11:46:00 PM PST |
| Well I won't spend a lot of time on this one. I'll say this though. You might have to change your name. Joker, you're definitely that A beast, probably not The joker will go up in flames this week in a laugher |