And Now Movie Previews From The Joker Beast...
Congratulations to Gridy on becoming The Joker Beast's first victim.
And congratulations to Gladiators on becoming the second.
Hey, I could go around naming my victims all day, but...
Light It Up will be third.
Dub, Pope will be fourth.
Savage Life fifth...
...no need to waste time on all that.
I saw a movie over the weekend. It's called The Other Guys and it was pretty funny. Here's a preview:
Gore. Davis. Singletary. 49ers.
Surefire kings of the NFC West.
But they didn't win. It was...
The Other Guys
While I was at the theatre, I saw previews for a bunch of other recent movies. Such as:
24 yards.
1 concussion.
1.5 million racist fans missing McNabb.
Kevin Kolb in...
Despicable Me
231 yards.
Arian Foster is...
Going The Distance
Spiller. Jackson. Lynch. 38 yards.
Bills running backs are...
The Expendables
In a world of World Basketball Championships, one man hits seven 3-pointers.
Gobble gobble, Turkey.
Kevin Durant is...
The American
On December 12, 1976, a bumbling New York Jets only managed 6 first downs against the Bengals. A ridiculous evening they would never return to...
Until last night.
Rex Ryan: "What the f@ck happened?"
The Ravens feed the Jets some humble pie at...
Dinner for Schmucks
He just got T.O. to take away allll the heat.
Chad Ochocinco in...
Lottery Ticket
Tony Romo: "Hi, I'm Tony Romo and this is Jackass."
[Cue guitar riff and music...]
End of 1st half. Romo flips the ball to Choice. Choice loses it. Redskins score.
End of 2nd half. Romo throws a touchdown to Roy Williams. Called back because Alex Barron holds.
Cowboys outright stink it up on Sunday Night Football.
Hi five!
Jackass 3D
Playing the Raiders on opening day.
Titans in...
Easy A
When they stole his TD, they stole his soul.
One man. On a mission of revenge.
To gut the zebras that gutted him.
Calvin Johnson...
Machete
3 INTs. 2 recovered fumbles. 4 sacks.
The Giants D are...
Takers
2008: 12 touchdowns
2009: 4 touchdowns
2010...so far: 2 touchdowns and the biggest opening day receiving for a running back in NFL history.
Matt Forte in...
The Switch
Vincent Jackson: "Gimme my money, bitches!"
San Diego Chargers: "Never"
Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps
...and Vincent Jackson never plays.
So many interesting movies. I better getchma popcorn ready.
Congratulations to Hitmen, Stliens, Team Perfection, footBALLS DEEP, and Light It Up on your 1-0 records.
And congratulations on being the 7th, 6th, 9th, 12th, 3rd and 13th teams to lose to me. Eventually. Consider that a preview.
~Joker Beast~